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The man with a nickname that is too hard to explain the origin story for but why would we use his first name anyways. The only man I have ever known to love everything in Pittsburgh. From his lonely Pirates to his unbearable Steelers and even to when Hines Ward made it in Dark Night Rises. He left us for South Carolina, moved to North Carolina to marry a girl, got a job selling computers, two dogs and a new house. He is the closest yet the farthest thing from an adult that we have in this league. He probably will never come north of the Mason Dixon Line but that's okay because most of us hardly would go that south to see him anyways.

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